Californian Roulette 

Waking up each morning, wondering if today's the day that the Big One will hit. Played by every resident of and visitor to California, whether they wish to or not.

Dude 1: Why don't you move to somewhere where your entire city won't be levelled by an earthquake?
Dude 2: Nah, I don't really feel alive unless I'm playing Californian Roulette.

Californian Roulette by Flakey December 8, 2012

Californianized 

The process of one from out of the state of California, adapting to the society and culture of those who live in the state of California.

Living in California for almost a year, Danny has become Californianized by living with his new parents.

Californianized by Light Rex January 13, 2009

California Beef-Cake Ritual 

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

California Beef-Cake Ritual by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

California Privilege 

The privilege associated with being raised in particular regions of California known for wealth and opportunity. Commonly used when jealous or salty over a friends ability to score internships, make LinkedIn connections, and attend prestigious universities due to one's raising in a nice California neighborhood.

Girl: "What are your plans for this summer break?"
Boy: "Nothing much. Just going to intern at big Silicon Valley firm. They're conveniently right down the road from my house, I live next to the CEO and he got me a spot."
Girl: "I am so sick of your California Privilege."

California Privilege by Goliath87 February 26, 2018

california love 

A fuckin awesome song by 2pac, and Dre. From 2pacs album All Eyez On Me. It topped the charts and was ranked #346 on Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. But 2pac was pissed at Dre because that was the only song Dre did on the album but he still made a shit load of money off it.

Whenever I'm just chillin listenin to music and california love comes on, i go fuckin crazy and just start dancin.

california love by ryanjustescaped September 4, 2007

California Sober

A form of Harm Reduction that utilizes only Marijuana and Plant Based Medicines. Hard Drugs, and Alcohol are excluded under California Sobriety. The California Sober community find success through Harm Reduction, Moderation, and Micro-Dosing.

Want to do some blow?

No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.

California Sober by Soberisdope April 1, 2021

California Buddy 

-When a ounce is weighed to 30 grams rather than 28.35 grams

(1 ounce = 30 grams)

"The herb man just showed me some love and hooked it up with a California Buddy."

California Buddy by Jamesheart October 24, 2018