Californian Dementor

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.

I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

californian wedding ring

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.

Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

by Peteygthing August 8, 2019

Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.

I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping

by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017

californian cocktail

to put a little weed in the end of a cigarette or cigar of any type.

Also refered to as a belgium blitz or Mississippi Martini.

Man 1: wanna smoke?
Man 2: yea but i aint got a piece...
Man 1: Just do a californian cocktail
Man 2: Hells Yea!!
Man 1: hells yea...

by d200 October 11, 2006

Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

by nsfwns February 20, 2013

Californian Snowball Fighting

Throwing rocks at somebody in California because we fail to have snow here.

Did you see Lauren hit him with that rock?! This is why I love being in California! Californian Snowball fighting ftw!

by Andyrew004 April 25, 2010

Californian Republican

A Democrat

A) What do you call a Republican from California in the rest of the U.S?

dunno what?

A Democrat.

B) As a Californian Republican, I stand for better education, more jobs, a balanced budget, government stimulation, and a better environment.

by aCalifornianRepublican March 21, 2010