calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

by ti June 9, 2004

The Calculator

When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator

Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!

by <Anon_Anon> May 29, 2011

calculate

To perform a mathematical process.

We must measure and calculate to determine how much paint will be needed.

by Chris Lorenzo January 14, 2008

Calculatored

Using the calculator hot key on a computer to spam calculator applications on an individuals screen while they are unaware.

person 1: Dude, I turned around for like a minute and you calculatored me. How?

person 2: I am ninja

by JC M.D. January 15, 2010

Calculator

A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.

Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone

by QUEEN ANALISA February 5, 2019

calculator

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.

Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo

by Lazzah October 2, 2009

calculator

- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of

classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.

by s4b1337 August 17, 2009