The Clacker

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.

Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.

by ferris314 April 14, 2010

Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through

Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker

by Andy.B January 20, 2010

Spinal clacker

Slamming a person to the ground and applying trauma to the spine.

I was in a bar fight and slammed the bouncer to the concrete and caused a spinal clacker.

by Whisker Biscuits December 19, 2019

clacker

just the best word for a womans fanny!!!

"what a short skirt, i can nearly see her clacker!!"

by russell williams May 13, 2006

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

clackerbag

Scrotal sack, ball bag...

My clackerbag is well sore, feels like I'm wearing sandpaper gruds

by Medzedz June 2, 2005