Calf Head

A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.

"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

Calf Ripken Jr

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.

by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011

Butt Calf

A calf that is so ripped it looks like you have a butt on the back of your leg.

Jon: "I've been working out lately, can you tell?"
Joe: "Yeah, nice butt calves."

Billy: "Nice butt calf"
Dan: "Thank you"

by jonapello April 18, 2010

calf push

To find yourself in a highly undesirable situation like paying twice for something, or being sold stolen items, fooled into thinking they were 100% genuine. Basically any situation you are fooled into so severe that you feel like someone has pushed your calfs back and had aggressive intercourse with your anal passage. Hence term calf push

piss take robbed well and truly mocked pants pulled down calf push

by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014

Skater's Calf

After pushing while skating for an extended period of time, the calf of the standing leg starts to hurt badly. This is known as skater's calf.

Skater 1 - Dude, I got skater's calf.

Skater 2 - Dude, me too.

Skater 1 - Ow.

by Nick R. January 11, 2006

Calfle

The part of the leg that blends the ankle to the calf not knowing the line of distinction.

Also, used to describe a person who has neither a calf nor an ankle.

Calf(ank)le

Look at those calfles, Ging! She shouldn't be wearing shorts.

by Frea Kari Dunk August 9, 2010

calf fetish

the ability to get sexual arousal by seeing/feeling/smelling/tasting calves

if bobs calves got me turned on, does that mean i have a calf fetish?

by Blahawke February 26, 2018