cakemaster1009

Cakemaster1009 is a name that belongs to a being in England. But don’t be fooled by his name, Cakemaster1009 possesses the power of 10,000,000 of you combined. He is a god, if you will.

one day i wish to be as strong as Cakemaster1009

by codychips123 October 14, 2022

caketastrophe

A cake or cake-like dessert, such as a cupcake or delectable cookie-cake, that represents, inspires, or responds to a catastrophe. Such artistic desserts were first imagined in the salons of late-18th century Paris during discussions of the plight of the Sans-culottes. The oft-repeated "let them eat cake" reflected the aristocratic belief that the Parisian poor should indulge in cakestrophe so that they might come to understand the futility of resisting the will of the Second Estate. Because the discourse of these educated salon-frequenters was primarily grounded in esoteric cake theory and not in practice, caketastrophe remained a largely conceptual dessert until the innovations of Brown University undergraduates in the fall of 2007. These brave students, inspired by the work of Hemmingway and certain gay fantasies, struggled against the forces of uncooperative frosting and poorly calibrated dorm ovens to produce the first recorded caketastrophes.

Dude 1: "Why does your cake resemble mutilated genitals?"
Dude 2: "Haven't you ever heard of a caketastrophe before?"
Dude 1: "No"
Dude 2: "I guess this is the end of our friendship"
Dude 1: "Yeah"

by JBagley December 14, 2007

CakeMonster

a girl that flirts with a guy but when a guy asks her out she always says no

Josh:Tavia is such a tease
bill:wat you mean?
Josh: I asked her out and she said no
Bill: She's a CakeMonster thats why

by AlexNae September 27, 2008

Cokemaster

A very level headed renegade and starcraft player, whom instills fear in even the strongest players.
1. A l33t renegade player.
2. Plays renalert....
3. Skillful starcraft player
4. Loves life generally
5. Feared by all

<Aurora> Cokemaster 0wns me
<Aurora> Cokemaster is l33t
<Aurora> I blow goats
<Cokemaster> You just got 0wned
<Cokemaster> Next please.

by Zorg June 13, 2004

Oreo Cakester

When two fat black guys have sex with one fat white girl...

Jamal and Reggie spent some quality time with Debrah by sharing a Oreo Cakester.

by greggory9669232 March 5, 2011

cakeeater

1. (noun./adj.)- someone who is rich, goes shopping every weekend =x

2. irene

irenes a cakeeater

by WHO ELSE! March 21, 2003

Fakemaster

A loser who sits in mom's basement playing video games and then telling stories about his adventures as if they were real. A fake hit-man. A fake special forces blacks ops elite assassin operator. A fake helicopter pilot. Etc.

Fakemaster!

by Allergy_Doc July 24, 2010