Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
by Anal doge February 11, 2022
Get the dirty caden mug.A very sweet guy. He's always there when you need a helping hand. He's also extremely attractive. Caden is really funny, even when he teases you. If he teases you, it's in a joking way. He thinks he's ugly, but when you look at his face, you can't seem to see why he would think that. His eyes are really pretty and he laughs a lot. His taste in music is pretty good too. He's a really cool dude and isn't afraid to show when he likes a girl. Even with all the great things about him, he thinks he's a loser and that he isn't worth anything when in all actuality, he is worth all of these compliments.
Girl 1: Hey, who's that??
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Caden. He's a really nice guy. And he's hot, don't you think?
Girl 1: Damn. You got that right!
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Caden. He's a really nice guy. And he's hot, don't you think?
Girl 1: Damn. You got that right!
by Mom Chan February 10, 2019
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by Sam wezel February 9, 2021
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by __AR__ November 5, 2007
Get the whimsical cadence mug.Caden is that one guy that is kinda awkward/quiet but really the fucking nicest person you meet and has friends in every single clique and if he ever needs something someone will do it cause he is nice to everyone. He is also the guy that will help all the girls in his class only to later go home with them and then “tutor” them with his 8” ruler.
Guy: Oh look it’s Caden.
Girl: Hey Caden can you help me after school with something?
Caden: sure
Guy: Man Caden is such a stud, I wish I was like him.
Girl: Hey Caden can you help me after school with something?
Caden: sure
Guy: Man Caden is such a stud, I wish I was like him.
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Get the Cadela mug.The most perfect person in the entire universe. They're always kind and will always remind you how much they love you. They're awkward when they first meet you but once they get to know you they're super cute. They also have the best smile
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