Cacti

An informal and archaic way of saying ‘cactuses’ Used by dumbasses trying to be smart-asses around the world.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses the other day.”
Person 2 “It’s actually cacti not cactuses.”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

cacti rabies

Extreme addiction to growing, owning and loving cacti. When your whole life becomes consumed with cacti related actions and thoughts.

He's been up all night again planting Trichocereus seeds, He's got the cacti rabies bad, poor fella

by JOhnosBondageMaster September 22, 2015

Cacti cool

Almost As cool as Travis Scott

I'm feeling cacti cool today

by Sladera March 15, 2021

Cacti out

When someone is drunk from drinking too much cacti’s

Her : have you seen Javier

Him: yeah he is cacti out he. Had. Like two -3 cactis

Her :not surprise

by Claudiarobles940 September 1, 2021

Cacti

Cactus or cacti are plants typically found in hot countries are varied sized plants that are sharp and poisonous. People with cacti or a cacti obsessions are typically labelled as gay

You have a nice cacti collection are you gay ?

by Justfacts69 May 6, 2021

Cactis

When you see sam and then say yeh

Sam looked like a child and I cactised everywhere

by Pp_guy July 21, 2021

Cacti-Fuck

The act of fucking a individual brutally with a Cactus or spiked plant

"Man I'm really itching for a cacti-fuck"

by Cacti-Fucker December 29, 2015