Cactipuss
Cactipuss by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014
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1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
cactapus by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010
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cactapus
"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.
cactapus by booyah kid January 7, 2006
cactapus
A half cactus, half octopus who lives in the snow. The reason for this being, that the first generation of Cactapi couldnt decide whether to live in desert or ocean, and due to alot of family feuds, they ended out living in snow. Pretty much any snow, anywhere.
History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)
History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)
"You you... you, CACTAPUS!"
cactapus by Anna-Marie September 28, 2005
coctopussy
coctopussy by thebigugly August 17, 2012
Cactapus
Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
Cactapus by Voguepanda September 8, 2005