calvin

being mega-helpful, and generally well-receiving; an abnormally helpful person

guy: "man, we were getting harassed by these randys online, when suddenly this calvin got them booted."

other guy: "ho shit! nice bro!"

calvin by jeedubs February 13, 2010

Calvin

nicest person you'll ever meet but also has the biggest dick you've ever seen, Maria's cant handle Calvin's so they run away

girls friend: hey why are you walking funny?

girl: i fucked Calvin and he tore my shit up

Calvin by trey13 October 24, 2008

Calvin

The coolest person on the face of the Earth. He is a ladies man and a god among gods. (men) Thou shall kneel and pray. (women) Thou shall kneel and suck.

Also he is the strongest man ever. Greatest bod. Definition of hunk. That's the way, uh huh uh huh. iI like it!

Girl: I saw Calvin's godlike genetalia and passed out.

Guy: As did I

Calvin by DJ Carv41141 April 1, 2009

Calvin

Australian slang for a moderately large penis, something around the 7.5-8.5 inch range.

My mate, Fraser, he has a Calvin.

Shit, really? Hot.

Calvin by 132200demon October 11, 2018

Calvin

Hottest guy ever.

has hella ZWAG.

Jessica Phu was all over Calvin that one time. :

Calvin by calvinissexy November 27, 2011

Calvin

Also known as the Calvinator, this male is a good example of a hard-working overachiever. Past times include: tennis, girls, tennis, and girls.

Boy: I want to be a Calvin!
Other boy: You shall never be like Calvin! There is only one! He is t3h pwn!

Calvin by Master Q July 25, 2008

Calvin

god-like, Calvin-NESS, What Would Calvin Do?

hey, i bet you cant throw a 50 yd pass to calvin, run around in the endzone three times, run back down the left side of the field, run around in your own endzone a couple times, break 10 tackles, run up the right side of the field, back down the left into your own endzone again, break more tackles, then run 100 yds right down the middle of the field and score a touchdown

Calvin by skatz-ness March 29, 2009