cvs

Concurrent Versions System -- used most widely in open-source programming.

A new CVS for OpenBSD was released just last night.

by dani December 6, 2004

CVS

1. Crooked Vagina Syndrome

Mertyl has CVS and it scares me.

by Ckribis1223 June 21, 2007

(cv)

(cv) or "Creepy Voice": An annotation to denote or indicate that the topic being discussed, read or sent via text is to be reinterpreted in a salacious or perverse manner, by the listener or reader, with the understanding that it is heard in the voice of a creepy hoarse guy that one would expect to see staring at jailbait wearing a greasy raincoat in a peep booth in an adult bookstore, with his hands in pockets that have been cut out.

"Do you have an extra Scantron?" (cv)

"I think an appropriate intervention would be to keep a bladder log." (cv)

"Wow, did you see the teeth on that Barracuda?" (cv)

"Hey! I got a scholarship!" (cv)

"The JP drain is closed with a stopcock....." (cv)

by Team Michaels June 9, 2011

CVS

Slang for average or not so great sex. Named after the retail store CVS,which sells basic things...

Man,I ain't had sex in so long that I'll go for CVS.

by SupremeBeing666 November 16, 2017

CVS

Chocolate Vanilla Strawberry

I want some of that cvs ice cream

by jew1234 March 26, 2009

cv

Cutest person alive

Cv is such a qt.

by heybbg;) March 10, 2021

CVS

To fail in seduction. i.e. Never closing (like CVS; geddit?).

Darren: Did you get that girl back to yours last night?
Clive: Negative.
Darren: Ha! You're so CVS!
Clive: ??
Darren: You never close.

Barbara: Did you get Percy's penis in you last night?
Siobhan: No. I totally CVSed again.
Barbara: Scheisse. You are never going to close on that bit of man meat.

by AngusWordsmith June 13, 2011