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Ah, Cripes

Exclamation in a moment of blunder or realization that one is left in a deep predicament.
Lloyd accidentally left his wallet in the newspaper vendor and exclaimed "Cripes!"
by Southern Fried Ugly May 13, 2005
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holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"
Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"
by JeezumRice June 28, 2017
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Jeepers cripes

A midwestern, mainly North Dakota word for suprised, angered, or astonished
Jeepers cripes thats a big Walleye!
by The ND guy October 6, 2021
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cripes

i love joe cassidy; to be fond of joseph s. cassidy
like, omg guys...cripes!
by amee November 23, 2004
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Ah, Cripes

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.
Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...
by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004
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Jebus Cripes

The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?
"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"
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cripe-o-mighty

What a person over 50 says when they are really pissed off at someone or something.
Cripe-O-Mighty, would you just eat something!
by Tporshin June 20, 2017
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