Council Worker

The job that all bogans do when they wake up to themselves that living off the dole has it's drawbacks. Bogans also work for the local council because they know that they can still be bludgers because of the council workers' pack mentality of being lazy.

How many council workers does it take to fix a light bulb?

That's right!

by SgtHairy January 8, 2014

council pop

water - H20

They're too poor to buy Rola-Cola, they only drink council pop

by Chedzoi April 20, 2004

Council Workers

Usually a person who is employed by a local council in the western suburbs who is your stereotypical bogan but ethnics also are employed, They are sent to do repairs around the city but do nothing than eat or sleep whilst on the job. They are usually sent in packs of up to 15 men to get a job done but only 2 out the 15 men do the job while the rest slack off.

'10 council workers sent to fix a small pothole in the road whilst only 2 of the workers do the duty whilst the rest go down to the local pub.'

by whenssmokebrah January 19, 2013

council juice

Scottish slang for tap water.

"My mouths like a rats arse, geez a drink o' council juice"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

Council Lifeguard

A twat who feels there are smm (So much more) they lifeguard for the goverment, who are left wing extremists. They also watch small children in the kiddies pool.

*Man is watching a childs football match of which he has no relation to any players*
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"

by Beanhead95 November 14, 2011

Council Juice

It is the natural water from the taps of everyones homes provided through pipes and drunk by many

Hey Jimmy can I grab some council juice I'm gasping

by N01 CaVeMaN December 9, 2019

council estate

Government-built housing (US equiv.: Project).

Trevor now lives in a council estate. Told him to revise for his A-levels!

by oracle March 12, 2004