Jenny: "Mike, you said you would't tell anyone about that blow job!"
Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."
Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."
by veeds1 September 6, 2009
Get the contradiction pile mug.A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.
by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016
Get the Contradicting Contradiction mug.The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...
by rockwell13 August 19, 2006
Get the law of non-contradiction mug.Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.
Red Sox and Yankees fan.
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010
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Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
by Vogiebear December 22, 2012
Get the Juicy Contradiction mug.an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
Get the walking contradiction mug.- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs
- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens
- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink
Often says things like:
"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"
"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"
"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"
"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"
- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs
-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more
- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess
- they will snort anything
- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them
- might dress as animals when high wired
- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens
- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink
Often says things like:
"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"
"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"
"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"
"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"
- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs
-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more
- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess
- they will snort anything
- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them
- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"
"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"
"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"
"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
by OncaPardus August 14, 2012
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