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Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA)

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).
by Epictrix August 27, 2012
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this is outrageous this is contagious

the best song of all time written and sung by jeremy usborne (jez) from peep show
jez: "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS THIS IS CONTAGIOUS"

jez: "SOOOOOO FUTILEEEEEEE"
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Amblyopia Contagious

The baby Snapchatter of the world. Needs to be adored by all Snapchatters.
Very Cool; Very Catchy; Very Confident But Very Shy; Quite Acceptable
One day I want to meet Amblyopia Contagious!
by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023
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Contagious amblyopia

I specialize in amblyopia and people ask "Is amblyopia contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get an eyepatch to treat amblyopia at your local hospital or clinic now
You need to wear an eyepatch to treat contagious amblyopia.
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eden has a contagious smile

a group of extremely worrying people
Man: hey how do u feel about people in the discord group chat eden has a contagious smile

Man 2: disgusting, repulsive, worrying
by PissterInTheCup August 14, 2021
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Stupidity is contagious

No it isn't you retarded fucking clown. Your intelligence is just as immutable as Autism.
Hym "If stupidity is contagious then I must be immune. I'm like Ellie from 'The Last of Us.' You guys need to cut the gland out of my head so you can make a vaccine!"
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
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