Coil one down

To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.

Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.

Where has your wife gone?

Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.

by JLMW September 4, 2011

Coil of Death

To take a dump in somebody's mouth causing immediate and sudden death by choking.

"Diane received a Coil of Death, upon having her mouth shat into causing blockage to the esophagus."

by Diamond Ca$hMoney May 10, 2010

coil poops

When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.

This codeine gave me some spicy coil poops.

by Coil poops February 14, 2017

Coil snake

Outdoor shit

Watch where you step, i left a coil snake iver there

by Keithrat January 25, 2017

Coil Drain

When a main drain trap is clogged with metal from a rusted hvac coil. Common drain cleaners are not effective a plumber should be called.

New A/C systems often leak water do to coil drain.

by Pbp1701 October 10, 2018

coil head

coil head is a fucking idiot (max morgan)

OI MAX YOU COIL HEAD

by coil head January 25, 2018

Coil's Law

Coil's Law states that within the bound of an internet argument, any individual who insults the intelligence of another is more likely than not to commit a spelling or grammatical error in doing so.

Eg. "Wow your so dumb"

"What a dum coment"

"your dumb"

"classic coil's law"

by Coilz May 26, 2022