coolage

The cooperate act of being cool.

Man, you guys are coolage.

by moe November 17, 2004

Collaging

The act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. Many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as Non-Collagers.

Jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once
Mitch: i don't do that, collaging ain't my thing

by NONcollager November 30, 2010

ercall wood technology collage

ercall wood technology collage (shortned to ercall wood) (pronounced r-call) is a school full of chavs and emos. its is very trampy, has fights daily, no heating in the winter, and a bad rep

omg fight at ercall wood technology collage again today

by ercallhater July 27, 2011

colagiovanni

Cowards, worthless and unable to pay for children

I was in war with a colagiovanni, he ran off.

by Thetruth1012 August 20, 2018

orewa collage

A school that has completely fucked up student and is nicked named horewa collage

I go to horewa collage

by Orewa collage fuckwits October 29, 2017

audio collage

a fairly new concept in music that mimics the idea of a montage in film. these recordings can contain selected portions of other artists music (or any other recording at all). these clips are then assembled by hacking them together with a two channel track editor and is then narrated over by the editor.

may also be viewed as a variant of a mix tape

I was listening to Krow Mag the other day...what's that guy all about, does he think he's a rapper?

No, he does that audio collage thing. Think of it more like a narration over a mixtape.

by dee eye zee May 27, 2005

Your Mom Goes To Collage

An insult regarding the artistic ability of a person's female parent, especially in regards to the cutting-up and re-gluing of pictures from magazines.

Found especially among students of Graphic or Interior Design, as no one else cares (or knows) about the artistic abilities of their mother.

This insult is perhaps a parody of misspelling/mispronunciation of Kip Dynamite's crushing yet witty line your mom goes to college.

Graphic Design Student: You wouldn't know an "Interior" if it were labled--in chartreuse!
Interior Design Student: Oh, yeah? You call *that* "graphic design"? I made better collages than that when I was three!
Graphic Design Student: Your mom goes to collage.
Interior Design Student: *runs away crying*

by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005