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Clothing nub

A part of clothing that sticks out in an odd fashion
by Michael foxworth November 20, 2016
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clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-
Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"
by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021
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clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.
Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.
by jackpipes August 5, 2023
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Clothing Label Bias

The cognitive distortion where, once a person is diagnosed with a mental illness, given a political label, or otherwise categorized, everything they subsequently do or say is interpreted through that label. Their rational arguments become "symptoms," their emotions become "proof of instability," and their identity is reduced to the diagnosis.
Example: A politician with a known anxiety disorder criticizes a policy. Opponents immediately frame it: "She's just having a panic attack about change. Her critique isn't logical, it's pathological." The clothing label bias uses the diagnosis as a pre-emptive discount on all future speech, confusing the person for the condition.
by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026
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Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
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simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022
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fibre clothing

fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing

noun

1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas

2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs

3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama
"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."

"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."
by Famous Amos June 2, 2008
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