clorox community

A place where the new segregation is practiced covertly, and with a touch of class. Done with developers creating gated communities, zoning laws and building restrictions. City councils and police taking a real aggresive attitude on DWB (driving while black) etc.

These actions tend to "whiten up" the place

Buffy the bleached blonde cheerleader lived in a clorox community. Her boyfriend Jason's father was a mortgage banker. Her house was a 4,500 square foot, white colonial. She drove a new Red Jeep Wrangler to school.

by Johnny Roket May 2, 2006

Cloroxoquine

A combination injection of clorox and hdroxycloroquine, no prescription required....

Take ONLY when feeling:
Ignorant, buffoonish, illiterate, or just dead from the neck up.

NOTE: see your doctor if you experience

headaches, extreme stomach cramps, convulsions or DEATH!!

The man could not be revived after injecting cloroxoquine!

by brownygb May 22, 2020

Clorox Wipe

white male attending a small liberal arts college in Oxford, Georgia with an overgrown shag.

Fielding is such a Clorox Wipe.

by CLUB212 September 8, 2009

cloyfriend

A cloyfriend is that guy who just won't get it. He will NEVER be your BOYfriend, but he thinks if he hangs around long enough he is sure to get lucky someday. He NEVER will. He is cloying and annoying and is just pathetic enough that you don't have the heart to tell him the awful truth, not that it would deter him. A Cloyfriend is basically a harmless stalker.

Larry just keeps posting pictures of him and me on his Facebook page. We were up at Tahoe with a bunch of people over the Fourth, but somehow he managed to get pictures of us together, what a CLOYFRIEND.

by miwok June 14, 2010

Clorox

A great drink to consume when see something cringe worthy

Dude 1# have you seen the Swaetshirt music video?

Dude 2# yea I drank all of the Clorox from Walmart after seeing it

by Leafyisjaredfromsubway July 18, 2016

clouf-booter

An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!

That clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency!

by ThePrarieNigger February 23, 2014

clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007