Capsplaining

When you go into way too much detail despite being told no. (usually about something gross or offensive)

Friend one: Hey man you wanna hop on discord later

Friend two: Nah I was on earlier and Jim was Capsplaining some gross shit again

by Ghosty01 November 22, 2021

Camsplaining

When one person wants to talk to you about pro wrestling, and they have already decided that there is an idiot in the conversation, it is never them because, from their point of view, they are not wrong.

This person on social media wanted to tell me how I was supposed to look at WWE's booking from their point of view. I don't need anyone Camsplaining to me.

by Konger82 November 14, 2023

copsplaining

when a law enforcement officer (COP) rambles on making up some BS to try to make him sound like he knows what hes talking about when he actually doesn't

an officer is COPSPLAINING when they say things like:
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy

by auditing the police April 20, 2024

Cansplaining

When you're talking about the, generally winter, weather and a Canadian starts telling you about how that's 'not really cold' or 'you want to know whatnreal cold is?'
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.

Person: 'Man it's freezing here. It's only 35 degrees.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'

by TheElfiestElf March 26, 2025