Chromebook

Horrible computer with awful hardware running on the worst operating system of all time. It is sometimes referred to as a lagbook.

I used to use a chromebook, now i use a windows 11 computer like a normal person

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

ChromeBook

The chromebook is the all time worst os and laptop ever running so badly windows 0.0.1 could run better

"Oh look a Chromebook luckily my laptop running mac os 2 can run better"

by TheSavageSandwich August 19, 2018

Chromebook

A little stupid computer that sucks and does not even work, macbooks are way better.

John: Chromebooks suck.
Kiki: Duh! Get a macbook.

by blxk10.08 November 3, 2019

Chromebook

A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.

School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.

Introducing the new Acer Chromebook C11, now with 1 MB of RAM!

by cap'nobvious December 19, 2018

Chromebook

A crappy laptop that costs from $200 to $1649, has stupid commercials that claim that it has “fast bootup times” because it’s operating system is so light that a Pentium 4 can run it efficiently, says that it has “built in virus-protection” which is basically locking it down so it can’t run Windows or Linux programs, and schools basically taking advantage of its chrome extension and policy editor to lock these devices down even more and take away ALL of your privacy, and finally says that it has “long 12 hour battery life” while you could get a LG Gram, set your windows battery setting to power savings, and then have the same battery life, the same bootup time, and better virus protection than google chrome.

School Adminstrators: It’s time to buy our cheap laptops we get every 5 years. Students, what should we get?
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected

by Grayinator August 28, 2019

chromebook

a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.

bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.

by mojang________________________ July 10, 2020

Chromebook

An OS/laptop that will make you forever stay a virgin if you decide to keep it.

Girlfriend: So...what OS do you use?
Boyfriend: Yeah, I have a Chromebook...hey wait, what are you doing?

by Obsidian Plague November 30, 2018