Christan

HE threw so hard his name must be CHRISTAN
by KITTINHO February 10, 2021
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Christan Grant

Christan Grant is a American singer, songwriter and Record Producer. After a talent manager discovered him and signed him to Routenote, “Mine” was released as his debut single in mid-2016. Grant is soon releasing his first full-length studio album in 2017.
Christan Grant is also an Actor
by ChristanLGrant August 30, 2017
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Christan Labootoff

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
by M0NEM May 13, 2021
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lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas
"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."
by Web quest December 09, 2018
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.
If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.
by JeffMASSACRE May 10, 2024
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Christanic

Christanic

Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.

Only time will tell…
Christanic is awesomeness.
by JeffMASSACRE March 11, 2024
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in a female Jesus.
She's a believer in Christanic!
by JeffMASSACRE January 29, 2024
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