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Horse choker

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.
You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.
by aka H R Paperstacks January 9, 2020
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Choker

A word that described those who failed at the last minute, despite good at most of the time.

Commonly used to jeer sports like basketball, football, or wrestling.
Your basketball idol is a Choker.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018
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chimp choker

A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey
Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems
by leeny burghers July 29, 2003
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Choker

A choker is a tight fitting (usually lace) necklace worn as a fashion trend that started in the 90's and is reoccurring. It is symbolic of the "SUBMISSIVE collar" given by dominants to show possession, but in smaller less gaudy form. BDSM. Hence the term "choker".
She went to Rue 21 to find a choker that matched her outfit .
by ThinksWithMyHead January 24, 2017
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choarding

choosing to hoard.

Explicitly refers to extractive systems that exploit marginalized populations. Typically used to criticize colonial and neocolonial exploitation by private enterprises in high income countries. Arises as a result of class and labor alienation. The lack of community results in obsession of amassing as much capital as possible.
person 1: Moderna is choarding the publicly funded mRNA vaccine tech from low-income countries. Only 15% of low-income populations globally are vaccinated.
Person 2: Fucking choarders. They're holding back tech which could save the world from more variants.

Person 1: Did you hear Nestle wants to choard water? Fuck that.
Person 2: Water shouldn't be privatized. What's wrong with these CEOs?
by jiggie_with_it April 30, 2022
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Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.
Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection
by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011
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Backseat chicken choker

When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.
Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.
by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015
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