Chode 

Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)

Im a chode im a chode im a chode

Chode by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Chode 

A penis that is wider than long

Matthew I cannot fit your cock in my hand as it is a chode. Or/And Mandra could not have penetrative sex with Matthew due to his chode.

Chode by FTGEDJDF April 27, 2017

chode 

The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge

Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!

chode by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005

Chode 

I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."

Chode by Zaq November 30, 2004

chode 

Please, people--chode or choad is a multipurpose word which refers primarily to:

a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists).

b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum).

c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.

a) "Holy Shit!!! The chode is real! It exists! I saw it with my own eyes!--Wait...how the hell can he have meaningful sex with that???"

b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job."

c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper!"

chode by loki7 September 3, 2008

Chode 

Every 6 year old minecraft player

When the six year old earrapes the mic...
Me: Shut up you chode

Chode by Meaningsdefinitions August 18, 2018

chode 

1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things

1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"

chode by Crissy April 23, 2004