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Pass on the chocolate cake

If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.
Man, Tanner is packing the pudge lately... I think he needs to pass on the chocolate cake.
by DJMinkus December 8, 2009
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Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.
Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.
by anon1235813 October 21, 2014
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Serbian Chocolate Cake

When a male becomes sexually aroused during the act of excreting faeces and subsequently receives oral sex from a partner, simultaneous to excreting
Jeff: 'I was pumping a huge AGB this morning when my gf busts in and starts giving me the serbian chocolate cake!'

Kersh Dogg: 'I want a serbian chocolate cake'
by phatdik January 13, 2009
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Missouri Chocolate Cake

While your partner is giving you anal cunninlynguists one deficates in the partners mouth, then inserts their penis into the partners mouth until they cum
Last night while my friend was at work I stopped by his house and gave his wife a missouri chocolate cake.
by Sanchez delo January 3, 2009
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Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021
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chocolate cake shake

An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake
by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019
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