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Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl
Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap
by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021
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Catapult Of Love

A Catapult Of Love is when a guy tries to impress his new girlfriend by using his erect penis to 'catapult' things about his bedroom.
While lying on his back the guy bends his penis backwards, loads a small object on his knob and then fires the object to the delight of his new shag.
Also known as a 'Bean Flipper'.
Bob was pleased when he managed to fire a small grape a considerable distance across his bedroom by using his Catapult Of Love.
by noahmurney November 17, 2009
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catapult that hoe

When a guy pulls out before he's done his business and cums in a girls belly button. Then he grabs a spork and flings the cum into her open mouth.
Duuuude, I'm about to catapult that hoe SOOO good.
by Alex & Karson December 3, 2007
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Catapult Nightmare

A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.
In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.

As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021
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The Raspberry Catapult

Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.
by AGüdNütt October 1, 2016
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Lincoln Catapult

pulling an erect penis down towards the feet, placing a penny on the head of the penis and quickly releasing the penis to have it spring forward, like a catapult, launching the penny.
we were bored playing quarters and beer pong so we warmed the boys up and shot lincoln catapults across the room.
by iamthefacepuncher July 27, 2009
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Strawberry Catapult

When a cow girl whilst on her period jumps off a dudes wang, in such a way that the mixture of semen and menstral fluids are flicked towards the dudes face.

addendum, torturous strawberry catapult, where the above cowgirl carefully climbs off the dudes Wang loaded with semen and menstral fluids , pulls his Wang down, bites on his nut sack, and releases the wangs burden when the dude screams, aiming the burden at the dudes mouth
by Uncle Bob and Aunty Katie June 14, 2018
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