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a cat shit in my mouth

phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.
cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.
by Joe Sausage May 28, 2005
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a cat shit in my mouth

From a Meg Ryan movie 'Promised Land' and referenced to in Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher' by Jason Lee. Lee as Jim/Beaver: "In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up." then he says something like 'like meg ryan in that movie promised land'
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."
Morning breath is worse if you pass out without brushing your teeth, after a night of drinking and onion pizza after the bar.
~waking up the 'morning after'
Bev: Where's the cat?
Danny: What cat?
Bev: The cat that shit in my mouth.
Since my example has to use the exact phrase 'a cat shit in my mouth' and i quoted the movie and don't want to change it, I'll make more examples
~Amy: Damn where's that cat?
Chris: What cat? I thought you only had dogs
Amy: I do, but I think a cat shit in my mouth this morning"
~"Oh snap, your breath is so rank a cat must of shit in your mouth"
by Amy F. September 12, 2008
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Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.
HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!
by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011
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Shit Cat

A phrase used by Ryan Schreiber of Pitchfork Media in his laughable review of John Coltrane's 'Live At The Village Vanguard'. He uses it primarily to imitate a 1960's black Coltrane fan, and as a result the review is cringeworthy and practically racist.
Shit Cat, dat brother coltrane got messed up by dem jaws o' death but it don't make a difference.
by Theodore Taggart IV July 18, 2009
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busy as a cat burying shit

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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fat shit cat

n. Someone who is fat and eats food that isn't theirs without the permission of the owner of the food
That fat shit cat ate my tomato...damn you Oprah!
by Batost March 11, 2008
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fat shit cat

take fat shit cat off of my crotch
by T-Money May 1, 2003
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