Carlos Mencia

A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 08, 2007
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Carlos Mencia

A stand up comedian who is very racist. He has a show on Comedy Central called the Mind of Mencia. His jokes are almost all about mexicans. He makes it seem like he is Mexican all the time but he isnt. He is honduran. His catchphrase is dee-dee-dee.He is trying to be what Dave Chapelle was for the Chapelle show.He has been known to steal jokes from other comedians. He can be kind of funny sometimes though.
Hey,you stealing my jokes?!What are you Carlos Mencia?
by Mr. Brideson December 01, 2007
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a cut-and-paste comedian who is only still in business because dave chappele won't go back to comedy central. he attempts to make his fans believe he is edgy and controversial when in fact nobody is offended by him unless its because hes the sorriest excuse for a comedian ever. has the audacity to nickname himself "the punisher" and talk about how i live under a rock because i dont enjoy his show.
carlos mencia may be the biggest dee dee dee i ever saw
by borstalbreakout August 29, 2006
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An ignorant someimes politically incorrect person who yells when he gets excited. He is so lame. He looks like East LA trash.
Carlos Mencia is so lame. He sucks and he doesn't make me laugh.
by G.Davis November 19, 2006
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Carlos Mencia

A Comedian who sucks ass when i started watching him i thought he was funny and thats because i was 7 now i realize hes a talentless sob
"lets buy a Carlos mencia dvd" why its bad dvd night
by immabeeejkimawasp July 23, 2010
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A one-shtick, fat, moronic "comedian". If Comedy Central outlawed the use of the phrase "DE DA DE", he would be mowing people's lawns where he belongs.
I think Carlos Mencia is funny, so I probably have Autism.
by SmellyBaptist September 29, 2006
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Carlos Mencia

A comedian whose show, "Mind of Mencia," (Comedy Central)focuses on making fun of stereotypes relating to race, gender, sex, profession, and mental capability, among many others. While it may appear to some people that he actually believes these things, it seems to be about as accurate as calling Stephen Colbert a Republican.
Did you see that commercial Carlos Mencia did about the Asian dude?
by AZenne April 20, 2006
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