Can't even know

The inability to be able to relate to something.

Unable to answer a question.

a: Do you know when the train comes.
b: Man, I can't even know.

by Pete Fresh August 2, 2007

Can't even look at you

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.

Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

by DannyDimes April 2, 2021

"white girl" can't even

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

by sam d. July 10, 2016

i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

i literally can't even

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing

Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat

by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015

Can't even pee hole

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.

I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

by NoAdultingDoneHere May 25, 2016

Can't even kink a hose

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

by Ali and Amanda July 28, 2010