Camo Cough

what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom

He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise

by turd burglar October 22, 2003

fart camo

the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.

*fart*
*cough*
Alex: "That was some weak fart camo."

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 13, 2010

Camo cough

To let out a concealing cough in order to hide the sound of blowing ass.

(Huge Shart Sound) Dude, how bout a camo cough, no one needs to hear that!

by FinVader July 11, 2008

camo-pattern

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

Offline camo

When a person is on "appear offline" but is still talking to people on a chat program, they are using offline camo

I didn't know she was online because she was using offline camo

by The deep &&&&&& February 28, 2009

Camo toe

Stemming from camel toe, a phenomenon whereby an overweight female crams herself into camouflaged pants in an attempt to downsize her ass, not realizing that she's made clear to those around her the size, shape, and relative sloppiness of her pussy.

Person 1: Think Jasmine's losing some of her ass?
Person 2: I don't know, I can't stop staring at her camo toe.

by The right to bare arms December 04, 2006

Camoing

to camo (verb)

*see camo (verb)*

Bro do you want to camo next weekend?

Sorry i was late dude me and that chick were camoing all last night.

Obvious troll is obviously camoing

by anon9002 October 27, 2010