Calley

Is the cutest prettiest most beautiful lovable and wonderful person you’ll meet. She likes to play pranks and watch the office. She says the cutest things and is very huggable.

Calley is very baller!
Calley is a keeper.

by ballerbroski October 1, 2019

Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

The flaming homosexual's response when someone says "I feel like I've run a marathon".

Exhausted person: I feel like I've run a marathon.

Shirtlifter: Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

by Lumpbag May 7, 2009

shop caller

When you're such a player that you call the shops around town to let them know you've got bank and to treat your shorty right.

"My man is a shop caller, he makes sure to let everyone know that I'm his girl and that they betta take care of me while I'm spendin his dough."

Playas are gon play
and hatas are gon hate
ballas are gon ball,
shop callas are gon call

by shopcalla4eva April 29, 2009

Callege

The social side of College/Uni which excludes any form of real work or study. Said phonetically in a babied voice.

"You goin into callege, nah?" - Neil

"Ya, we go for scoops? - Steve

by hama November 3, 2010

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

Calleigh

The name calleigh is a gorgeous name for a girl a calleigh is often very beautiful and extremely outgoing and funny shell get along with everyone and have lots of boys surrounding her but when she does have a relationship she stays true to them and doesnt deal with bullshit in between

:D

ex: "Whoa I Wanna Be A Calleigh!"

by jdogWOOT December 2, 2010

so-called president

Donald Trump. A way to refer to the man in the highest public office without degrading the dignity of said office. Can be used with or in place of his name.

Person A: Did you watch the so-called president's inauguration?
Person B: Hell no.

At 6 a.m., so-called President Trump tweeted, "children with cancer are weak losers. Sad!"

by UncleJoeBiden January 14, 2017