Caffe Nerd

This is the real name of a well known coffee shop, where like people meet.

Caffe Nerd must not be confused with Caffe Nero, a common misspelling.

by Den Keger May 8, 2006

Caff-head

Similar to a Pot-head except one is addicted to gets high off of caffeine.

Joe drinks so much Coke, so often, He's a total Caff-head.

by Fitzy Marlote June 14, 2021

Half caff

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.

"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.

by Gravydog July 13, 2011

low caff

when the tea or drama isn’t that intense

“look Marie and Dahlia are wearing the same shirt”
"eh. that’s low caff”

by wecantsnow.io December 20, 2018

Caff me up

1. What one says when in question from someone who offers to get a drink for them, to imply that the one in question does not care what drink the one who is offering gets, as long as the drink contains Caffeine.

Joe- "Hey Liz, I am going to go into 7-11 to get a drink, want anything?"

Liz- "I'm tired and need to finish these exams, Caff me up"

Joe- "Hey, I got you some Sprite"

Liz- "You Dick"

by Eraserkid November 15, 2009

Half Caff

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

by Young Raspberry Milk October 27, 2015

C-caff

short for anybody w/ a 1st name starting w/ a "C" and a last name with "caf" or "caph" in it somewhere. It sounds really shibby.
Also see "C"-caff

We call Conor McCaphrey, the coolest pole-vaulting kid in school, "C"-caff for short.

by SHIBBY-ONE April 11, 2005