A woman who gives her whole heart to a man doing the bare minimum, just like his wage. Knows everything except when a man is wasting her time, and he will not figure out what he had until she's gone.
She double texted a guy who left her on read and got a picture of a bird back.
She replied with the species and its Latin name.
She's a byrd, alright. She's Jewel from Rio, and that man is not Blu.
The Byrd Effect - A phenomenon surrounding internet news message boards wherein parties related or known to a perpetrator of a crime or person otherwise at fault in a situation will post rambling long-winded digressions and excuses for the behavior of their friend or relative.
Frequently involve use of poor grammar and punctuation, insults, and attempts at virtual psychoanalysis of other critical posters. Also, may include unsubstantiated allegations of media or authoritative subterfuge and claims of knowing vital perspective altering information, which is inexplicably never shared.
I can't believe that the family member resorted to the Byrd Effect in their reply to the message board.