Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear

The correct team to be on. While some may be on Team Edward, or some on Team Jacob, Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear is the team for smart cinema goers.

Girl 1: TEAM JACOB!
Girl 2: TEAM EDWARD!

Smart Person: Fuck this shit! Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear!

by Whackman August 11, 2010

Buzz lightyear

The sexual act of having sex with a girl on the stairs, and when you’re about to nut you say “to infinity” and when you finish you say “and beyond” and push them onto the stairs in a family guy-esque. Not to be mistaken with buzz light year the deuteragonist of the Toy Story franchise.

“Can we buzz lightyear”

“What’s that?”

by dominno June 2, 2025

Buzz lightyear

When you attach a vibrator to a jet turbine, your girl uses the vibrator and fucking leaves the atmosphere. This is often done as a prank.

Liana: that’s weird why is there a Boeing 787 jet turbine attached to my vibrator? It’s probably nothing. Either way I’m horny so imma use it
Liana: MY HOUSE FUCKING EXPLODED AND MY VAGINA IS BURNT TO A CRISP WHAT DID YOU DO ADAM
Adam: chill out it’s just a prank bro I pulled a buzz lightyear on you

by Novabus fan June 8, 2022

Buzz Lightyearing

to Buzz light-year or Buzz Lightyearing someone, you will need four things. A flight of stairs, a fish tank, a laser pointer and a bitch. To start off you need to be fucking the bitch at the top of the stairs. but before you nut, take your dick out and smack her in the head. when she turns around to yell at you, nut in her eye. you then put the fish tank over her head and push her down the stairs. (Note: if she is not moving, you did it wrong.) Once shes falling down the stairs, you point the laser pointer in her eyes. This will cause more confusion.

Bob: yo guys, Unc taught me what Buzz Lightyearing was. I should try it out on my Girlfriend

by Rizzladin December 4, 2024

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

by bensandgren September 28, 2014

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

by bensandgren September 28, 2014

Buzz Lightyear

This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need a bitch with a strong spine. So, you take a bitch with her laying back down on the bed, you'll standing up in front of her, off of the bed. So right before you cum, you pull out while jumping, spraying her with cum. Then, you backflip mid air, land on your feet. Then, you say “I just went to infinity and beyond!”, hopefully she did too.

Me: I just pulled the Buzz Lightyear a bitch!

Homie: did you stick the landing?

Me: ofc

by CashMoneyK420 February 28, 2023