Buttspeech

When someone talks non-sense and says something that is not audibly understandable. Talks out of his/her butt.

There are no examples. Buttspeech is comprehensive.

Buttspeech user: fdshg gfdgsf aofejwnc
You: What the hell did you just say?

by dharasick October 8, 2009

Buttstache

The collection of hair around and atop the asshole. Forming a moustache of sorts on the butt.

"Damn bro, nice buttstache."

by labia lightnin January 8, 2007

buttketchup

What a girl does once a month.

A great student of the english language, and all its sounds and nuances once said that the most verbally beautiful phrase in the english language is "cellar door." Studying the english language in its current encarnation has led me to the conclusion that "buttketchup" is the single most verbally repulsive word/phrase.

Man, it be whack when my bitch be buttketchupin'.

by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004

Buttstache

A hairy, unkept bum.

That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.

by sara r. September 2, 2005

buttpunch

A punch to the ass which hurts like no other. may cause Assplosion.

dude, im going to buttpunch your cousin.

by Hobodownbythelobby May 9, 2008

Butteraches

The pain from the over consumption of butter. The aches generally effect ones head and can commonly move to the abdominal region. Sitting on the toliet for and extended period of time can help with the butteraches.

Damn, Son. My head is banging from the butteraches and need to post up for min.

by Phill da thrill July 17, 2013

Buttstache

The hair directly surrounding the anus or when the hair around the anus forms into a mustache shape.

When he spread his butt cheeks, his Buttstache was staring me right in the face.

I wanted to eat the booty like groceries, but the bitch had a nasty Buttstache.

by AesopFables March 4, 2016