Spankable buttocks

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.

Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.

by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006

Miss buttocks

She’s a plain ass bitch. She’s a bad god damn teacher and she fucks teachers around her class. She keeps her students for long and she don’t know facts

Bob: bruuu we have miss buttocks for maths
Ella: ohh no she a bitch

by Secret persona May 29, 2019

Pre-Buttocks

The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.

Anthea revelled in a pre-buttocks moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.

Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-buttockx moment.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020

Bloody Buttocks

A term used as an exclamation when caught by surprise or also used when one is dumb-founded.

Bloody Buttocks, Watson! Professor Moriarty, has once again eluded us by covering his tracks.

by Joe Nalgas February 5, 2010

buddy buttocks

a term of non-sexual affection used between straight males; may be exclusive to the milwaukee area, circa 1982.

lars: hey guys, what's going on?
kevin: BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!!
lars: say it a little louder, kev, some folks in the next county might not have heard you.
kevin: OK!! BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
lars: i should have gone to marqutte.
kevin: but i'm glad you didn't, otherwise we'd never hang out, BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
the rest of us: enough already!!!

by earpuller September 16, 2005

ghost buttocks

When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat

I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.

by Savagesaville69 April 19, 2017

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023