Butkiss

A nice way of saying Ass Hole.

Listen butkiss, I understand how you feel.

by Lil Yung Gee August 22, 2019

buttbiscuit

a piece of fecal matter.

"you make buttbiscuits in yer pants! i smelled 'em in class!"

by devi December 18, 2002

Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.

by cyberharpie September 20, 2016

Buttism

A buttism is a statement or expression that just barely misses the mark/point of the conversation and may cause awkward looks or responses from an audience afterwards.

"Brad pitt is such a badass"

"i know right? he makes movies, sleeps with Angelina Jolie-"

"and gets her PREGNANT" (awkward looks)

-(the above pregnancy statement is a buttism)

by candyman/joecool February 4, 2010

Buttfish

A legendary picture of a man having a fish shoved up his butt and exposing it on a camera to the internet for all to see.

Used by many courageous fleet commanders in EVE Online to demoralise the enemy in local channels, especially when trolling or smack talking needs to be done.

EVE FC in local system chat : "Hey guys look at our epic kill <posts buttfish link disguised as killboard link>"
Everyone else in chat: "Oh god what the fuck is that shit? I am petitioning this, you disgusting piece of shit, why don't you post something normal like alabama hotpockets or something"

by JasuukRahk March 29, 2011

buttis face

The male variation on the female "Butterface" since the wordplay doesn't work when you're talking about guys.

(Re-working of the line from Nelly's EI Tipdrill song) He a buttis face: everythang look good on him - But 'is face.

Some examples of famous buttisfaces are: Scott Stapp, Vin Diesel, Ja Rule and Till Lindemann from Rammstein.

by Kat May 27, 2004

buttkiss

A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.

Man, Marcus is such a buttkiss. All that life donk does is mooch off his momma Tina and lose money.

by driftdc5 March 26, 2008