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The Golden Butthole

An overpriced sculpture found in Macomb County, Michigan signifying the Golden Corredor of Sterling Heights, MI. Not to be confused with the little golden butthole.

Found fame on Facebook as The Golden Butthole of Mabcomb County Page.
Make a Michigan left just before the Golden Butthole and you’ll find Outback.
by Michigan Girl January 30, 2019
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Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.
That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.
by Bpetro October 20, 2014
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The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022
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Butthole Dance

The art of manipulating one's sphinctral muscle in time to hip-hop club music, giving the appearance the "butthole" is, in fact, dancing.
"Oh, my God!" exclaimed Rupert, "That chick sure can do the Butthole dance!".
by pfc.Snowball June 29, 2008
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dos buttholios

a mythical creature of mexican canadian decent known for its abnormally sized foot and distinct ballchinian resemblence, however unseen to the naked eye due to a patch of fur directly over the tail bone is the legendary feature from witch it draws its name, her second butthole is discretely placed right atop the seperation of the gluteus maximus muscular insertion (aka, buttcrack) and most notably she is known for her distinct symphonic gastric releases, as harmonic and enchanting as it is deadly, to this day there is only one known to be in captivity and has been given the human friendly name of jessica white to as not detour the curious from her splendor and overall gentle nature, in all dos buttholios is a creature to be respected, repopulated and maybe one day accepted into our comunity to live as one with a more intellegent and sophisticated mammal like us humans
did you hear that? sounds like two winds colliding, it's beautifull... wait! thats not the song of the forest, it's dos buttholios!!
by stuju666 January 26, 2011
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butthole gb's

A butthole gravity bong is a device that concentrates marijuana smoke to a degree that leaves the smoker stupid high. The process begins by pouring 12 fluid ounces of water (sparkling or non-sparkling) into one's butthole, followed by shoving a water bottle with a packed ratchet bowl into the anal cavity, then begin to light the bowl and slowly pull up the water bottle. Once the water bottle is out of the anus remove cap, inhale, and enjoy :)
Mike: Wobby wanna come over for some gb's bruh?

Wobby: Nah I'm finna take butthole gb's

Mike: Aight but Faz's butthole got that loud pack tho
by Originator of the butthole gb February 21, 2014
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Lit Butthole

Describes a state of mind in which you are heavily impaired by drugs and alcohol, sometimes referred as LBH for short. It is the last stage before Blackout
Person: how drunk are you?
You: *slurring* I'm fuckin lit butthole right now bud.
by LittButthole August 9, 2016
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