The Golden Butthole

An overpriced sculpture found in Macomb County, Michigan signifying the Golden Corredor of Sterling Heights, MI. Not to be confused with the little golden butthole.

Found fame on Facebook as The Golden Butthole of Mabcomb County Page.

Make a Michigan left just before the Golden Butthole and you’ll find Outback.

by Michigan Girl January 30, 2019

Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.

That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.

by Bpetro October 20, 2014

The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

Butthole Dance

The art of manipulating one's sphinctral muscle in time to hip-hop club music, giving the appearance the "butthole" is, in fact, dancing.

"Oh, my God!" exclaimed Rupert, "That chick sure can do the Butthole dance!".

by pfc.Snowball June 29, 2008

butthole gb's

A butthole gravity bong is a device that concentrates marijuana smoke to a degree that leaves the smoker stupid high. The process begins by pouring 12 fluid ounces of water (sparkling or non-sparkling) into one's butthole, followed by shoving a water bottle with a packed ratchet bowl into the anal cavity, then begin to light the bowl and slowly pull up the water bottle. Once the water bottle is out of the anus remove cap, inhale, and enjoy :)

Mike: Wobby wanna come over for some gb's bruh?

Wobby: Nah I'm finna take butthole gb's

Mike: Aight but Faz's butthole got that loud pack tho

by Originator of the butthole gb February 21, 2014

Lit Butthole

Describes a state of mind in which you are heavily impaired by drugs and alcohol, sometimes referred as LBH for short. It is the last stage before Blackout

Person: how drunk are you?
You: *slurring* I'm fuckin lit butthole right now bud.

by LittButthole August 9, 2016

shrek butthole

when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"

"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"

by mrtinkles4 January 26, 2019