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butter my ass

N.; a usu. negative or pejorative action. Used in several contexts, and in speech is usually used in verbial form, "Don't butter my ass!", "Quit buttering my ass!", "I'm not buttering your ass!", "He's buttering her ass.", and so forth.

The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:

1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention

2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies

3) fucking with or screwing with
1) "I love you so much, babe; you're the most beautiful woman in the world." "We've been dating for two days; don't butter my ass." ; 2) "Did you know that the term "roofie" comes from the Iroquois word meaning "to sleep"?" "I'm a linguist and that is such bullshit, so don't butter my ass." ; 3) "I'm obviously better at bocce than you, you fucking idiot!" "Alright Andrew, it's a friendly game; there's no need to butter my ass."
by Lax1334 November 23, 2011
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Ass butter biscuits

When something stinks or someone stinks.
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Ass battery

Crystal meth that has been or will be injected into the anus.
I’m tired babe, Ima need a ass battery quick.
by Hazmatt10to2 November 21, 2020
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Ass Butter

That thick white spread you cake onto baby's asses when they have diarrhea. Could be Butt Paste, Desitin, etc... its all Ass Butter.
Wife: Damn it, will you shut that baby up?
Husband: Sure, pass me the Ass Butter... he's due for another spread.
by Noslot July 21, 2009
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Ass Butter

The Perfect Topping For Any Toast
Jim: You Got Any Ass Butter
John: Check The Fridge
by Yivo13 April 14, 2010
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Ass Butter

a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.
Archibald:"I say old boy, pass me the assbutter!"
Reginald: "Righto you silly clown!"
by Assbutterer August 10, 2003
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Ass Butter

what comes out from a girls ass after sex
by as butta´ August 2, 2003
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