"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
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Buttermilked- when a machine or device has multiple layers of poor workmanship resulting in a tragic waste of useful time and materials.
Buttermilk(noun)-a self deluded individual that creates stressful situations by embellishing minor problems with inane details in order to avoid actually solving the problem or doing the work.
Buttermilked- when a machine or device has multiple layers of poor workmanship resulting in a tragic waste of useful time and materials.
Buttermilk(noun)-a self deluded individual that creates stressful situations by embellishing minor problems with inane details in order to avoid actually solving the problem or doing the work.
" I have a long list of projects to work on today but I will probably spend my entire work shift repairing that machine that was Buttermilked last week."
"Why didn't he just tighten that bolt?"
"Man that guy is such a Buttermilk!!"
"Why didn't he just tighten that bolt?"
"Man that guy is such a Buttermilk!!"
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The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!
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