bittersick

when something is sick and wrong, even gruesome, but yet somehow still enthralling. One can’t condone or perhaps even accept what one is seeing, but one can’t look away either. Jackass, a public hanging, a NASCAR crash, two girls 1 cup, instant replays of a football injury, much of reality TV.

Dude, that was a bittersick sack LT laid on the Skins quarterback last night! Did you see it? The bone was sticking out of his leg. And they showed the replay over and over. Bittersick.

What that guy ate on Fear Factor last night, that shit was bittersick.

by JakeinthedirtyD February 1, 2009

Buttercuck

A man who is scared his wife is sweaty so he refuses to have sex with her. Forcing her to have sex with other people who will gladly fuck her silly.

Chris is kind of a buttercuck so I was forced to rail his wife with my two buddies.

by Whazzuu June 28, 2019

buttermilk drop

Big Booty that is shaped like a large drop of buttermilk falling through the air.

Man, have you seen Todd's new girl? She's got sweet Buttermilk Drop.

by Five02am May 19, 2017

buttermilk shits

The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick. Usually comes out your ass with the same texture as buttermilk. Hence the name buttermilk shits.

Man after eating those 7-11 Nachos they gave me the buttermilk shits.

by pantyteamaster May 1, 2009

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

butterbacker

A football player who would be considered as someone overweight if they had not been a football player.

Johnny: "Man, that Herman Johnson is such a butterbacker!"
Li'l Spicy: "True dat, true dat."

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

buttermilk buddies

The third level of friendship between 2 friends;
At this level they can eat Jack in the Box buttermilk sausage sandwiches with eachother, without the need of presence by any other, usual tag-a-longs.

• level 1: becoming friends; usually through other friends
• level 2: when one friend is able to sit shotty during the absence of the other's boo
• level 3: (see above)

CAITLIN: we've never had lunch together, just the 2 of us
CONNOR: Let's eat buttermilk sausage sandwiches!
CAITLIN: This is a new step on the ladder of our friendship
CONNOR: yes. me and you are now buttermilk buddies...it's the third level of friendship.

by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008