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butterbeer

A drink from the highly popular 'harry potter' series.
A drink that brings a warm feeling down wizard's throats, popular in winter as a way of warming up.
Get's house elves drunk, but no intoxicating effect on wizzards.
ex.1
Harry Potter: hey Ron, let's go to the three broomsticks and get some butterbeer!
Ron: Yeah but let's not bring malfoy, he's a prat.
ex.2
Dobby: Harry Potter sir, winky's drunk!
Harry: Not more butterbeer is it?
Dobby: Afraid so Harry Potter, sir.
by Jasminer September 25, 2005
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butterhealth

(noun)

a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished
"Remember that hot chick I brought home from the bar last week?"

"Yeah, you hit that?"

"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."

"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"
by nyaaron January 29, 2010
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Butterball Buttfuck

Engaging in anal sex with a butterball (A morbidly obese person) This can result in extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, loss of hearing, sight, and in some extreme cases: losing the ability to feel anything.
Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!
by Jfeldster December 16, 2011
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Butterball Naked

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.
by Va5oh November 2, 2016
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Butterball Effect

A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.
At the 10 year High School Reunion.....

Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?

Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.

Gerard: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
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butterbrain

A female who is super hot with a nice body and face, but is brain dead.

butterbrain = "but her brain"
Guy 1: Damn that girl is smokin hot!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's a butterbrain
Guy 1: Oh screw her
by Makolyte June 26, 2009
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Butterbeaned

The act of whooping somebodies ass in less then 20 seconds.
Scott got pissed at Josh and butterbeaned his ass right on the concrete.
by Cheesus Riced June 24, 2012
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