chuckie butternuts

A woman inserts a candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She next sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. Finally, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire engine sounds.

To celebrate his birthday, Travis's wife have him a Chuckie butternuts.

by Tbone! June 8, 2016

Butternut

A man who cannot keep his load, or, in other words, cums too soon.

April: "Last night I had sex with Charles, it ended too fast.."

Janis: "Wow, he's such a butternut."

by Lady Missy May 8, 2010

Butternut squash

Sexual act where you stick your dick in her vagina, and then stick your ball sack in her asshole, or vice versa

Dude, she let me do the butternut squash last night. My balls hurt so bad now!

by Wakerile12 August 13, 2019

Butternut

One of the best funniest words to hear in a british accent that will make anyone laugh.

Sam: im so depressed -cries-
Jack: :( ~in a british accent~ butternut
Sam: hahaha.

by Sky Vanity October 2, 2014

Butternut

to have nuts {testicles} that melt in your mouth like butter.

mmmm Jeremiah is a butternut!

by thelovenest August 17, 2010

butternut

a man or woman you find sexually attractive, ie or hot

"Man, that guy's a total butternut!" - Steph
"You're my butternut!" - Tricia

by College Butternut September 21, 2011

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018