butthoused

an underground variant of cornhole
in which leather bear types
(like the dude in village people)
get together and use sexual orientation
as an added mental challenge in the game
by adding bandanas to their outfit as flair
they can advertise their sexual orientation
and specific activities they like/have a fetish for
this can be used both to attract players
you find compatible with your tastes
but also strategies can be used to psyche out
other players by wearing 'decoy' colors to
upset their game and possibly gain an edge
but then you run the risk of advertising
an interest in sexual activities you disagree with
to other players that may be 'looking to score'

Shit! We were so butthoused last night!

by iak July 17, 2006

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buttcrusticles

Buttcrusticles are the extended and frozen remnants of dingleberries, dinglebombs, buttsauce, or standard buttcrust. Buttcrusticles form in the greater crackal / ass regioning of the carrier during cold weather or during winter months. They often will return to their original form once heated or may fall off on their own in the form of a clinker.
They also can bang together forming butt chimes.

"Man it's so cold I have buttcrusticles banging like chimes in my ass!"

or

"I better go inside and warm up, my buttsauce has started forming buttcrusticles."

by The_Diver August 16, 2011

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