by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014
Get the Bachmann Christmas mug.An affair with a predetermined beginning and end, allowing a couple to grow as close as they want to during the affair without complicating their lives after the predetermined end.
The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".
This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.
The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".
This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.
E- "Wow, Steve, do you have a girlfriend now?"
S- "No Eric, Why?"
E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"
S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.
E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."
S- "No Eric, Why?"
E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"
S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.
E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."
by Ruhbee! October 31, 2007
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An insignificant person that thinks they can change the world, regardless their limited abilities / skills, commonly pulls a leroy jenkins causing a total party wipe.
bachmann: I can change the world!!!
random person: You and what army.
bachmann: LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS *fails miserably*
random person: You and what army.
bachmann: LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS *fails miserably*
by liberatian April 23, 2014
Get the bachmann mug.Prominent extraterrestrial species found in the north-eastern part of Australia.
Has been known to make strange sounds after a sentance.
Has been known to make strange sounds after a sentance.
by Terry Knoxbille April 16, 2005
Get the Kurt Puschmann mug.Putting a finger over one nostril and exhaling violently through the other, letting whatever comes out land wherever it may fall. Generally done by drug pigs to prepare their nostril so as to be able snort other people's drugs.
That fucking drug pig almost stole my shit again but i heard her bushmans blow all over the carpet and managed to grab my plate in the nick of time.
by the24across February 22, 2010
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- 'Fuck! look at his moustache. He looks like a real pipe-to-pipe bushman'
- 'Fuck! look at his moustache. He looks like a real pipe-to-pipe bushman'
by Mr Knish October 19, 2008
Get the Pipe-to-pipe Bushman mug.Wenn eine Person bewusst eine falsche Handlung ausübt und mehrmals , mit Beweisen, hingewiesen wird dass das eine scheiß Aktion war, diese Handlung leugnet.
Ich habe dieses Krebskranke Mädchen nicht betrogen. Sie hat ihre Spendeneinnahmen nicht versteuert!!! Richtiger Aline Bachmann Moment.
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