Burmese Ownage Trap

Getting completely pwned by members of multiple forums after replying to a thread with ego-filled lies.

Steadi walked into the Burmese Ownage Trap laid by Jangy on the MB forum.

by DerekB-awot April 28, 2008

Burmese Raping Monkey

Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.

Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.

Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!

by Frank Buck April 22, 2009

Burmese Power Cable

The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.

Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable

by Flockofseagulls July 2, 2011

burmese tiger pit

When your pubic hair is so over grown you could hide a Burmese tiger in it.

After no shave November my girlfriend was turned off by my Burmese tiger pit.

by chickenfacker405 November 22, 2013

Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)

Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky December 11, 2008

Burmese Pocket Turtle

A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.

girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."

by DukingMonster November 23, 2009