burgerturosis

when you mix awkward chemicals together

christina dont do that burgerturosis

by Nate Mcguire September 19, 2009

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

burgerly

the crime of entering a fast-food restaurant, with the intent to steal hamburgers.

The Hamburglar was convicted of eight counts of felonious burgerly.

by N. Egelhoff November 25, 2007

burgerbell

The name of the fast-food place that doesn't exist but is still use when it refers to a place where the terrible internet is coming from.

GOD DAMN, I KEEP LAGGING. WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BURGERBELL INTERNET!

or

Dude, my internet is so slow. It is like I'm in burgerbell right now.

by bigbootyjoe6969 February 16, 2020

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

turd burgler

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

by Kiser August 29, 2003