when someone burps and then right after barfs all over the floor, or friends face and/or spits a mento out in between barfing period.
He Burfed all over the auto shop!
by colton3227 December 7, 2010
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To burf is to dry hump another human from behind. It's basically doing the doggystyle sex position, but with clothing on. This is very common in Provo, Utah or other areas where premarital sex is discouraged.
Bro, I got into it with this chick last night and burfed so hard. But it's cool cause we didn't have sex, I can still go to church on Sunday.

Bro, I burfed so hard last night I have rashes on my tip.
by captain lo-fi September 21, 2011
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Sound used as an interjection when a conversation is boring.
<sap> So I was at the mall...
<you> BURF!
<sap> .......
by fupluver June 6, 2003
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"Sometimes if I don't sit up when I burp, I burf a little"
by Don Bito April 29, 2008
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A person who is:
1. Crude
2. Annoying
3. A parent who tries to hard to be cool by their child's standard's so they

a. make a fool of themselves

b. Embarrasses their child

c. Fail

d. All of the above
4. All of the above
You are such a Burf for making up new song lyrics.
by Says Them as They Come December 14, 2010
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Hey, you Burf! Vacate before i make you die by death, mother fucker!
by Bizarr skeleton March 8, 2004
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When you have a really hard workout by Coach Burford. It typically involves some form of screaming, or something involving a lot of pain, and if you give up, you're fucked.
"SHIT there's Coach Burford!! We're gonna get burfed!!"
"Shoot me now!!!"
by shootmenow March 12, 2009
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