yumplestiltskin

When something tastes so good it makes you want to steal a baby!

Mmm...that burrito looks Yumplestiltskin ...I'm gonna eat it all, and take your first born child.

by Very Concerned Friends May 24, 2017

rumplestiltskin

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

by samstorm December 5, 2004

rumplestiltskin

Adj. Used to describe something that is crazy, insane, off the hook, wack, bad-ass, superawesome, inherently cool, uberridiculous, or simply rockadelic.

"Dude, that party was sooooo rumplestiltskin!"

"That stripper at Crazy Horse was rumplestiltskin!"

"The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is fuckin' rumplecrazy! I mean, a chick with 50 foot long hair? Insane!"

"Frank's wedding was the epitome of the word RUMPLESTILTSKIN."

"That new Lamborghini I picked up is simply rumplestiltskin."

by Rob Boyle October 26, 2007

Blumplestiltskin

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.

Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.

by Masterboneme June 17, 2014

reverse rumplestiltskin

Turning gold into straw - aka urinating in a woman's hair

While she didn't want an entire golden shower, she was okay receiving a reverse rumplestiltskin.

by novanashville March 29, 2010

blumplestiltskin

A lazy person. A bum.

A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.

by NegativeCreep February 27, 2008

Bumpelstiltskin

Variation of the word ‘bump’ - a small pile of powdered drugs, commonly taken using a key.

Would you care to pop to the lavatory for a quick Bumpelstiltskin?

by lrtc.xam May 27, 2025